1. Name:
Teslanda “Tesla” Muldoni

2. Age:
23 in human outlander years

3. Gender:
Female

4. How tall is s/he?
Taller than most male Bosmer *pouts*

5. Describe their eyes:
As red as geothermal lava vents

6. Sexuality:
Augmented to peak efficiency

7. Race/Species:
Dunmer

8. Siblings?
Only dumb ones

9. Lover(s)?
She’s hooked up with Baladas… but mostly enjoys working on her centurions. Yes, in that way…

10. Any talents or abilities, even if these are included in your canon?
Security, armorer, and destruction (for welding)

11. Any talents and abilities that are unusual in their canon?
Engineering logic & analysis

12. What’s their religion/belief system?
She believes in the Earth Bones

13. Have you ever renamed, redesigned, or reworked this person? How?
She used to be male… from the future… in a mundane universe… named Cerebri…

14. Do they have an alternate form?
Like a transformer? I’m sure she’d think that was really cool.

15. Are they based on a real person?
Certainly not the one that’s filling out this meme… no, not at all…

16. Or another character?
YES! I ADMIT IT! ALL OF THESE UNENDING CHARACTER BASIS QUESTIONS HAVE DRIVEN ME TO ADMIT THAT SHE’S REALLY A SPIDERMAN/HARRY POTTER RIP-OFF!

17. Do they go to school?
She would have liked that, but alas the Dwemer have disappeared. And besides, her family was poor so she had to figure everything out on her own

18. How often do they spend in front of a mirror?
Plenty… but it’s usually because they’re good for welding

19. If given a gun, what would they do?
Disassemble it, figure out how it worked, then improve it

20. What do they like wearing?
Functional clothing, or not.

21. Describe their hair:
Dark reddish-brown, straight, shoulder-length

22. Where does this character live?
Usually in her workshop

23. Can they cook?
Actually, she’s an excellent cook. It’s very logical since she likes to eat tasty things

24. Would they enjoy a surprise party thrown for them?
Sure, why not. She could show off her toys. Unfortunately she doesn’t have any friends that would do that

25. Have they ever killed someone? Who? Why?
Not directly, no… but may have been indirectly responsible when some unlucky thief stumbled upon one of her pets or traps

26. Do they feel guilty about that killing/multiple killings?
She’d feel more guilty if anything happened to her pets

27. Any secrets?
Like where she manages to keep all of her tools?

28. Do they have a tattoo? Do they want one?
The only tattoos she might possibly have would be of equations on her forearms, for quick reference.

29. What about piercings?
Piercings can be a bitch if they get stuck between moving gears… so no

30. Medical conditions?
Any examining physician would give her a clean bill of health, probably very quickly before she dismantled all of their equipment. She does have a bit of ADD though

31. Are they generally violent?
Goodness no

32. Are they shy or outgoing?
She’s good at listening to people, not so much the talking except to ask questions. Unless people ask her about what she does, or how things work. Good luck trying to shut her up then

33. Honest or deceitful?
Naturally honest

34. Optimistic or Pessimistic?
Optimist

35. Loving or distant?
If someone could make the cut, she’d be very loving…

36. Young or old?
Young

37. Bad or good?
Chaotic neutral

38. Are they good at winning an argument?
Mostly ones about engineering topics… otherwise, no

39. Name something unusual about them:
Is modifying Dwemer centurions for sexual purposes not unusual enough?

40. Are they a virgin?
No…

41. Have they ever had sex with their own gender?
Nope

42. Name some prejudices s/he has:
Most people are dumb (is it a prejudice if it’s true?)

43. Give me something random about them:
She has a pet cliff racer that she raised from an egg and loves very much

44. Do they drink?
Sure

45. Smoke?
No

46. Do drugs?
Not good around heavy machinery

47. Are they addicted to anything?
Her toys, and figuring machines out

48. What’s their impression on people at first glance?
Cute

49. Is this true once they’re more well known to someone?
Probably, if they don’t get sick of her

50. Name something that’s different about them now than when you first came up with them:
Since I’m roleplaying her in present-day Morrowind, she’s time-traveled about 300 years into the future. But she thinks that’s cool.

51. Is there anything about this character that’s surprising to you?
How hot I’d be as a girl

52. How was their childhood?
She used to run away from her dumb brothers and set traps for them in Dwemer ruins

53. What’s one of their weaknesses?
Distractibility

54. Their greatest strength?
Physical reasoning

55. Something they hate:
Not being able to do what she wants, and people telling her what to do

56. Something they love:
Robots ^_^

57. How’s their self esteem?
Pretty high

58. One thing they hate about themselves:
Nothing, she thinks she’s pretty great

59. One thing they love about themselves:
Everything

60. How’s their ego?
Substantial

61. Describe their past:
Grew up in Ald-Velothi, in close proximity to Arkngthunch-Sturdumz

62. How was their family life?
Dramatic, but not of any importance

63. Are they happy now? Why?
Yes, they can take apart and put together anything they want without any stupid people getting in the way

64. Do you like them?
Of course

65. Would you get along with them if you met them in real life?
Yes

66. Would they like you?
I think we’d get along fabulously

67. Are they smart?
Yes

68. Are they tricky?
…yes

69. Do you know how they are going to die?
She doesn’t much feel like dying, it’s what stupid people do

70. Do you plan on killing them off?
No :’(

71. Do they like to read?
Technical manuals

72. What’s their favorite book?
‘Secrets of Dwemer Animunculi’

73. Movie?
Is that like a sex position or something?

74. Person?
Herself, naturally

75. Time of day?
It’s all much the same inside her workshop

76. Animal?
Her adorable pet cliff racer

77. Thing to do?
Isn’t it obvious by now?

78. Are you tired of this meme yet?
Yes :tired:

79. Has it helped you?
A little

80. Will you do it for another character?
Probably if my wife has any say about it… I need another character first, though

EDIT (because now it’s part of the meme):

81. Does your character have any children, including ones they don't know about?
She would probably know if she had any, which she doesn’t